Bizarre Questions & What Library School Never Taught You

Hi all. I know you have missed me (ha!). In any case, I changed jobs so I have a bit more intellectual freedom now and I am going to actively start writing/posting more often. In order to do this, I need your weird stories too. I plan on posting mine so people will be inspired to submit their own. If you want to remain anonymous, that's fine too. Just let me know. Looking forward to kicking this back up into high gear...